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TEDDY'S DAILY CHAT

Post by JOAN on Mon Jul 17, 2017 5:13 pm

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HELLO TEDDY'S COME ON IN AND TAKE A BREAK...TELL US WHAT
YOUR DAY HAS BEEN LIKE OR EVEN SOME NEWS ON YOUR FAMILY
OR NEWS ON YOUR AREA WHERE YOU LIVE..
WE WOULD ALL LOVE TO HEAR ABOUT IT
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Re: TEDDY'S DAILY CHAT

Post by heavenlee on Sat Aug 19, 2017 8:30 am

a little joke for everyone to enjoy the weekend

So, Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven to meet his maker, just like we all will one day.

He is met at the Pearly Gates by Saint Peter himself. The gates are closed, however, and Forest approaches the gatekeeper.

Saint Peter says, “Well, Forrest, it’s certainly good to see you. We have heard a lot about you. I must inform you that the place is filling up fast, and we’ve been administering an entrance examination for everyone. The tests are fairly short, but you need to pass before you can get into Heaven.”

Forrest responds, “It shore is good to be here Saint Peter. I was looking forward to this. Nobody ever told me about any entrance exams. Shore hope the test ain’t too hard; life was a big enough test as it was.”

Saint Peter goes on, “Yes, I know Forrest. But, the test I have for you is only three questions. Here is the first: What days of the week begin with the letter ‘T’? Second, how many seconds are there in a year? Third, what is God’s first name?”

Forrest goes away to think the questions over. He returns the next day and goes up to Saint Peter to try to answer the exam questions.Saint Peter waves him up and asks, “Now that you have had a chance to think the questions over, tell me your answers.”

Forrest says, "Well, the first one, -how many days of the week begin with the letter ‘T’?" "Shucks, that one’s easy; that’d be Today and Tomorrow!"

“How about the next one” says Saint Peter, “how many seconds in a year?”“Now that one’s harder,” says Forrest.
"But, I thunk and thunk about that, and I guess the only answer can be twelve." Astounded, Saint Peter says, “Twelve! Twelve! Forrest, how in Heaven’s name could you come up with twelve seconds in a year?”

Forrest says, “Shucks, there gotta be twelve: January second, February second, March second….”

“Hold it,” interrupts Saint Peter. “I see where you’re going with it.”

“And I guess I see your point, though that wasn’t quite what I had in mind.

I’ll give you credit for that one too.”

"Let’s go on with the next and final question," says Saint Peter, "Can you tell me God’s first name?" Forest says, “Well shore, I know God’s first name. Everybody probly knows It’s Howard.”

“Howard?” asks Saint Peter. “What makes you think it’s ‘Howard’?”

Forest answers, “It’s in the prayer.”

“The prayer?” asks Saint Peter, “Which prayer?”

“The Lord’s Prayer,” responds Forest: “Our Father, Who art in Heaven, Howard be thy name…”

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Post by FlutterbyDi on Sun Aug 20, 2017 2:40 am

Great Joke.... thanks for sharing.

Well I have been doing up laundry from the week and trying to get my tags saved out of PB.. Such a pain to download each one at a time.   Just cannot get the albums to save for anything.  So getting them slowly and then uploading them to my new keeper.  Been a lovely day here so far.  I need to also get out and mow the yard this evening.  Guess I'll see what happens.  LOL
Have a super day. Huggers, Di

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Post by wendyanne on Sun Aug 20, 2017 9:40 am

Thanks Brenda for that joke
that was a good one...liked it


Well for me today is a norm for sunday, have meeting, then stay for lunch
get home about 2ish, but sometimes we go for a coffee
with friends, thats always nice, so really Sundays is a full day, 
then get home and just rest, if we have a cooked lunch I don't cook
which I think is fair enough, so its good have a rest from that also


Have a great rest of the weekend All
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Post by heavenlee on Sun Aug 20, 2017 12:02 pm

Wendy glad you enjoyed I love the simplicity of Forest jokes I have to keep remembering you are a day ahead..right now it is 10 pm Saturday night.. I was fooling around setting my answering machine and goofed up big time!! I am at year 2023.. it does not correct!!  So you are ahead a day and my machine is ahead many years Evil or Very Mad Twisted Evil

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Post by Lizzy42 on Sun Aug 20, 2017 6:38 pm

Good Evening All
At the moment I am enjoying my relaxed time, been a very busy day
now its having a coffee and just relaxing, and will do till I hop into bed
the sun was shinning and there was no wind, which made the day
a really lovely one, but now after 6pm its chilly outside, icy cold, so hopefully
will be a nice day tomorrow, 
I liked your post Brenda was quite funny, and yes I like that movie
I think lots do


well now you all have a wonderful day or night
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Post by Bubs 715 on Sun Aug 20, 2017 7:08 pm

Hello Teddy friends!
It's been a quiet peaceful weekend so far.
We need to run a few errands today and I hope to get them done early 'cuz it's gonna be very hot & humid. Have a great new week ahead! cheers 
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Post by heavenlee on Mon Aug 21, 2017 12:42 am

Morning everyone, had a great sleep today off to a thrift store sale with cousin, everything is 50% off, never know what I may find, you have a great day!

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Post by Cherie40 on Tue Aug 22, 2017 11:40 am

Thats the one Bubs, yes go before it gets too hot, don't worry I do
that in our summer, its gets very hot here also


Brenda, you go girl hope you find things that you really want or need


Well for me today I'm working this afternoon, start at 2:30 and finish at
9pm..closing, so I am just relaxing having coffees, did the cleaning
earlier on this morning so now it's relax time
making the most of it
have a wonderful day Teddy's
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Post by PinkLady on Tue Aug 22, 2017 12:49 pm

Hi there All
Gosh it sure is great to be here with you all again, 
I think our new home is looking rather lovely, 
Joan & Sue you have both done a really good job


this evening I'm not doing much, went out today, so just
going to have my supper and then relax before bedtime
Now you all have a great and lovely day or evening
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Re: TEDDY'S DAILY CHAT

Post by Bubs 715 on Tue Aug 22, 2017 7:04 pm

Wavin' hello to all the Teddy's here!

Enjoy your Tuesday and smile every chance you get!
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Post by Great Grandma Bobbie on Wed Aug 23, 2017 7:12 am

Love your joke Brenda.Thanks for sharing.
I got my 2 dogs groomed yesterday so they look and feel so much better now.
It is nice seeing you all here and doing well.Love reading your post.
Not much going on around here. Can't sit out side because of all the smoke and the bees.
the bees keep wanting to sting me.
I better scoot for I have a Dr. appointment in a while.
Take care all and have a wonderful day and evening.
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Re: TEDDY'S DAILY CHAT

Post by heavenlee on Thu Aug 24, 2017 6:56 am

Happy Wednesday everyone.. good luck at doctor's GG Bobbie.. well don't know if I mentioned it before was chatting but I had my answering machine all messed up - I was at year 2023 Evil or Very Mad which did not set well with me.. hard enough remembering you folks are a day ahead, let alone my machine being 5 years ahead.. this morning I went to 2030 then it started backtracking and I am now NORMAL.. back to 2017 Very Happy.. so all is cool. Yesterday got caught in a major rainstorm.. came in the house and I even had to wring my bra out..I was soaked!! Got in a hot shower - changed clothes..hope tomorrow is full of sunshine - have a picnic planned with  friend for the afternoon.


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Re: TEDDY'S DAILY CHAT

Post by JOAN on Thu Aug 24, 2017 1:48 pm

Oh wow Brenda gosh you got that soaked, haven't been in
rain like that for gosh years...I hope it wasn't a cold day...


Not much going on for me today, just cleaning and more cleaning...
going out shortly though to have a cup of tea with a dear dear
friend, will be nice to relax with her, she just lives up the road
having a sandwich before I go, a bit of a late lunch


Now Teddy's you all have a great day
Hugs
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Re: TEDDY'S DAILY CHAT

Post by Bubs 715 on Thu Aug 24, 2017 6:13 pm

Hello Teddy Friends...

Brenda...hope you had a lovely picnic and hope your tea time was relaxing Joan.

Nothing new with me. I sure am looking forward to September!

See y'all again soon...take care. (((HUGS)))
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Post by heavenlee on Fri Aug 25, 2017 1:33 am

Really Bubs - you enjoy September, I hate to see Fall start - it gets dark early. I love the leaves changing and hate the fact that days are shorter.. so far the weather is a bit chilly, will need a jacket but at least no rain.

Everyone have a great Thursday!

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